Aaron Byers

Aaron thinks, therefore he is. Although partially blind in one eye, and lacking a sense of smell, Aaron does pretty well for himself in the world. You may have heard of his twenty fifth cousin fourteen times removed, Hungry Howie Taft. Born to a family of thirteen in a log cabin, Aaron learned the law of the jungle at a very young age. Fighting for scraps of food was never enough, so he tutored himself in the art of catching chipmunks, ferrots, and other rodents. Fortunately, his aspirations carried him to Case, where he's earned a spot on the fantastic meal plan. With his appetite appeased, Aaron was able to pursue the real passions in his life. He loves looking for Carmen San Diego, tossing the pigskin, Marlon Brando, running on the beach, grilling, Jurassic Park, potato salad, Scarlet and Gray, Jackson Pollock, chasing squirrels, building forts, gummy bears, Transformers, Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls, flying kites, Arthur, wrestling with dogs, fine china, Indiana Jones, candy canes, Animaniacs! posing for pictures on roller coasters, and Kozmo Kramer.