Alex “The Switch” Gordon got on the troupe in the Spring 2016 Semester, after a lengthy battle with the rat. Alex spends most of his free time soliciting pet food from the elderly. No one has ever seen Alex with glasses, because whenever anything touches the tops of his ears he disappears completely. It’s funny because Alex and I both have plumbers with the same name, except Alex’s plumber spells “Brian” with a “y” instead of an “i”, and mine spells “Brian” with a “Roger” instead of a “Brian”. But that’s neither here nor there. Check out his collection of hundreds of the same gym whistle!